Dark, absurd and fiercely hopeful. A breathless doomscroll through human connection in the information age.

TURN YOUR F*CKING PHONES OFF tells the story of how we got here – you, Maxwell and everyone else. It playfully expounds on the rise of Big Tech, attention-hacking innovations and surveillance capitalism. It recounts Maxwell’s personal struggles with phone addiction, her bid for a life in analog, and her bizarre chapter countering Kremlin-backed disinformation (cue Bond theme).

“Memorable, entertaining and effortlessly engaging.”
— ★★★★ David Pollock, The Scotsman
“Relevant, urgent, and vital.”
— ★★★★★ Cindy Marcolina, Broadway World

Written and performed by Hannah Maxwell

Music composition: Benji Huntrods and Laurence Cole

Technical, sound, lighting design: Benji Huntrods

Video design: Benji Huntrods and Hannah Maxwell

Produced by Hannah Maxwell and Becky Plotnek

Script Development: Nick Cassenbaum

Dramaturgy: Rachel Mars and Annie Siddons

Outside eye: Ursula Martinez

Costume design: Ray Gammon and moa johansson

Set build: Alon Freiburger

Additional scenic design: Casey Jay Andrews

Commissioned by Waterside Arts, Sale

Supported by funds from Arts Council England

With thanks to Queen Mary University of London, Old Diorama Arts Centre, The Front Room Weston-super-mare

“Funny, scary and deliciously light-touch.”
— ★★★★ Lyn Gardner, The Stage